It's only moderately horrifying to realize I'm the closest friend someone has in his or her life. Only moderately, I say, because there's little havoc I can wreak, but still horrifying because this person listens to me when I talk. Takes my advice. Gives credence to what I say on delicate matters. As near as I can tell, I am his/her closest confidante, boon companion, and most (perhaps only) loyal supporter.
Do not let me fuck this up.
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You realize that the very fact that you are aware of this, and feel responsibility, and actually, you know, care, makes you a perfect candidate for Awesome Friend. Yes?
Moo-hugs.
Pfft
whoever this person is should run in terror!
I know I would!
/snicker
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