It's only moderately horrifying to realize I'm the closest friend someone has in his or her life. Only moderately, I say, because there's little havoc I can wreak, but still horrifying because this person listens to me when I talk. Takes my advice. Gives credence to what I say on delicate matters. As near as I can tell, I am his/her closest confidante, boon companion, and most (perhaps only) loyal supporter.
Do not let me fuck this up.
